Thanks ♥ I'll get over it eventually. Probably. We'll see.
Where do people find virgins these days, anyway? Internets?
And anyone you want. I mean, not Jack and Annie, obviously... But I'm fine with the two of us, too, if you just want quiet fun vs. multiple people fun.
Oh my god, speaking of which, I had a very weird Kiss Closet experience with Max. He asked me about Star Trek. Please note: not asserting his virginity in this. Just like. So nerdy. Yikes. He was mad I had no Star Trek knowledge.
Not really - sadly this was just me looking out for your desired fun level. We could always ask Dorin, but I feel like he might be a little sick of both of us. We sort of argued but it's technically been fine, but
But also if it's just the two of us we could take my motorcycle.
Is he old? It seems like he might be old. Who else would care about Star Trek?
I think it's for the best that we only inflict ourselves on each other. Not just for motorcycle privileges. You're probably the only person who doesn't get sick of me (and if you do, shut up).
Older than us, anyway. He's weirdly ageless in the 'I've probably never had fun in my whole life' kind of way, so how do you differentiate being a kid from being an adult? But yeah, Star Trek is pretty old, right?
Sounds good to me. Let's head up to Alburgh Dunes tomorrow? Do you want my extra helmet today so you can bedazzle it to your liking?
Glad to see I'm a great liar re: getting sick of you.
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Thanks. It's from all the virgin blood I bathe in.
[...] Like who?
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Where do people find virgins these days, anyway? Internets?
And anyone you want. I mean, not Jack and Annie, obviously... But I'm fine with the two of us, too, if you just want quiet fun vs. multiple people fun.
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Oh no, there go my plans. I was really hoping to lose self-esteem over getting a beach fact wrong. I meant is there anyone you want to invite.
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Not really - sadly this was just me looking out for your desired fun level. We could always ask Dorin, but I feel like he might be a little sick of both of us.
We sort of argued but it's technically been fine, butBut also if it's just the two of us we could take my motorcycle.
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I think it's for the best that we only inflict ourselves on each other. Not just for motorcycle privileges. You're probably the only person who doesn't get sick of me (and if you do, shut up).
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Sounds good to me. Let's head up to Alburgh Dunes tomorrow? Do you want my extra helmet today so you can bedazzle it to your liking?
Glad to see I'm a great liar re: getting sick of you.
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Don't tempt me, Noah. I love being ruinous with arts and crafts.
Be nice to me or I'll scream.
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I mean, I don't have to wear it, so you can make it a monstrosity if you want to. Dorin has to wear it too, though, so do with that what you will.
You're the bestttttttt and so wrinkle free and everyone loves you.
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Dorin would look cute in just about anything, it's fine.
I'm not buying it. I need more!
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Very true. Alright, I'm officially dropping off my extra helmet for you.
I wasn't even directly mean to you and you're making me work this hard? Jeeze.
Uhhhh, you can very readily attract virgins for sacrifice. You have the nicest hair in the station. You are ruthless.
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What can I say? Sometimes a girl just wants to be told she's the prettiest princess at the ball. Ruthless is an acceptable substitution, though.
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Yeah, I figured you'd like hearing that. I am so nice to you.
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And I appreciate you very much for it, even if you are pouting.
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I never pout.
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I retract my weird comment, then. Is he good at singing?
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Not really. It was just a cute gesture.
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I was kind of hoping he was good at it for the sheer shock of it.
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Do you know how few grand gestures I've gotten over the past few months? Maybe my standards are lowered.
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Yeah I don't think there are really a lot of romantics here, so singing Golden Girls in a closet is pretty good. [...] Man, that sounds depressing.
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I'm going to die alone. No big deal!
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Oh Mints, you can't, I have to crash your engagement party, remember?
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Drat. Guess I'll have to settle.
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Thank you! Who's top of the list? I will, unfortunately, have to approve anyone you want to marry.
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Noah. Are you asking if I have any crushes? Because I don't have crushes.
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