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Oh, very weird. I did kiss Linus in there (B-) but it seems like most people were left with weird encounters, hm?

I never pout.

[.....] You kissed Linus? Interesting. [...] It was cute, actually. Not weird.

Eh, it's just closet kissing.

I retract my weird comment, then. Is he good at singing?

I don't have an opinion either way.

Not really. It was just a cute gesture.

Edited ("i don't have an opinion" she says like a lying liar who lies) 2023-07-09 00:53 (UTC)

So what's with the 'interesting' comment?

I was kind of hoping he was good at it for the sheer shock of it.

Edited (I love her) 2023-07-09 00:54 (UTC)

Hm? I don't recall.

Do you know how few grand gestures I've gotten over the past few months? Maybe my standards are lowered.

Mints, are you judging me? Spit it out.

Yeah I don't think there are really a lot of romantics here, so singing Golden Girls in a closet is pretty good. [...] Man, that sounds depressing.

There's no judgment! It just caught me off guard.

I'm going to die alone. No big deal!

Which part? Linus? Guy? Casual closet kissing? Coworker kissing? I will be a level of annoying that you can't even fathom if you don't tell me.

Oh Mints, you can't, I have to crash your engagement party, remember?

I'm pretty sure there's one straight person here, so no, not surprised by guy. If I tell you will you drop it without further questions?

Drat. Guess I'll have to settle.

I guess that's true, and it was Pride. And yes I will drop it without further questions, promise.

Thank you! Who's top of the list? I will, unfortunately, have to approve anyone you want to marry.

I don't know why it surprised me, and that's the truth. It was a gut reaction. Don't read anything into it.

Noah. Are you asking if I have any crushes? Because I don't have crushes.

~~I feel like that's not entirely~~ Aw, that's not exciting at all. But I'll shut up about it, as promised.

I am because I'm nosy. You're above crushes?

I'm allowed to be dull exactly once a year.

Yes. It's my curse. You should tell me about your crushes instead.

Alright, I'm taking note of this so you don't slip up. Have to keep you accountable.

I, too, am above crushes.

I'm calling your bluff on both of these statements.

Unfortunately, no bluffing. I never let slip a chance to bother you later and I am as crushless as you are. Matching curses for us, bestie.

God. How sad for us. [...] Does this mean we have to make some sort of pact to get married if we're both still single at 40?

Probably. Is that more or less sad than dying alone?

Ouch.

[...] We're too hot for this Mints, wtf.

~~It's not like~~
~~As if en~~

We sure are.

[.......]

Let's just make beach plans. We can wedge a tiny cooler in the seat of my bike.

Edited (paidsngasd idiots bumming themselves out) 2023-07-09 02:20 (UTC)

What else do we need to plan?

Snacks, drinks, when to leave, when to come back. All very important stuff.

DM 7/7

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