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God. How sad for us. [...] Does this mean we have to make some sort of pact to get married if we're both still single at 40?

Probably. Is that more or less sad than dying alone?

Ouch.

[...] We're too hot for this Mints, wtf.

~~It's not like~~
~~As if en~~

We sure are.

[.......]

Let's just make beach plans. We can wedge a tiny cooler in the seat of my bike.

Edited (paidsngasd idiots bumming themselves out) 2023-07-09 02:20 (UTC)

What else do we need to plan?

Snacks, drinks, when to leave, when to come back. All very important stuff.

Let's leave before lunch and let the day decide for us when we'll come back. As for snacks... pepperoni sticks for me.

Edited (what are "words") 2023-07-09 04:00 (UTC)