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Hmmmmmm, I mean, what's in it for me?

And who knows, maybe Jimmy from janitorial will topple me from my throne.

You'll get to sit back and relax, because I am a control freak.

This is not a dig at Jimmy, but I sincerely doubt it.

Of all the people in the running you think I'm the most likely to let you effectively be in charge?

You're not feeling bad about ~~definitely~~ maybe losing your spot, are you?

Aww, c'mon, don't you think we'd make a good team?

I wouldn't say I feel 'bad.' I feel concerned, maybe.

[...] Maybe. I'll take it under advisement. But I wouldn't just let you run the show.

They shake things up often enough that you'll have another chance before too long. You're pretty fancy for getting it last time anyway, since you're usually off being a nerd.

Fine. I'll just Grima Wormtongue you, if I must.

Ah, well, the nerd part really raises my averages. It's not about wanting to lead, by the way. I just enjoy thinking about ways to keep everyone safe.

I don't know what that means but it sounds gross.

That sounds almost altruistic, Annie. [...] I don't think you're like, dumb or anything, so I'll always listen to your opinions. Might not actually put them into motion, but.

How have you never seen nor read Lord of the Rings? That's embarrassing for you.

Oh, you don't think I'm "like, dumb or anything"? Thanks!

I haven't seen most movies and I don't read a lot of fiction. Is it that crazy? Also if you'd said like Gimli or Legoman I'd known who you were talking about.

[...] That came out slightly wrong but I stand by it.

Edited (he DOES know Legolas I swear he is just being a twit lmfaoooo sorry he is incredibly dumb...) 2023-08-12 18:21 (UTC)

Yes, it’s that crazy. We must solve this problem immediately. Who the hell is Legoman?

Do you want to try again?

Aren't they like 50 hours long? And pretty boy man.

Only if you want to deal with me being genuinely complimentary, which we both know is kinda gross.

The combined run time is 11 hours and 36 minutes. Or 9 hours and 3 minutes, if you're weak of spirit and mind. And you're a pretty boy man. How would you like it if I pretended not to know your name?

I'm not sure you're capable of that, honestly.

How do you make the movies shorter by being weak? And haha, you think I'm pretty. I wouldn't like it, but luckily I'm not a fictional character.

I am, but it's very uncomfortable for everyone involved. I can still do it, though, if you really want.

You become weak by choosing to watch the shorter version. [...] Are you sure? You have a sort of dispossessed comic villain thing going on.

No, it's okay. I already know that you think I'm great.

Edited 2023-08-22 00:20 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Can't believe people make longer versions of long movies.

How do I have a dispossessed comic villain thing going on????

I think you're ok, calm down.

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