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[bubble_boy]

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dm [8/9]

[bubble_boy]

Aren't they like 50 hours long? And pretty boy man.

Only if you want to deal with me being genuinely complimentary, which we both know is kinda gross.

dm [8/9]

[philomathean]

The combined run time is 11 hours and 36 minutes. Or 9 hours and 3 minutes, if you're weak of spirit and mind. And you're a pretty boy man. How would you like it if I pretended not to know your name?

I'm not sure you're capable of that, honestly.

dm [8/9]

[bubble_boy]

How do you make the movies shorter by being weak? And haha, you think I'm pretty. I wouldn't like it, but luckily I'm not a fictional character.

I am, but it's very uncomfortable for everyone involved. I can still do it, though, if you really want.

dm [8/9]

[philomathean]

You become weak by choosing to watch the shorter version. [...] Are you sure? You have a sort of dispossessed comic villain thing going on.

No, it's okay. I already know that you think I'm great.

dm [8/9]

[bubble_boy]

Ah, I see. Can't believe people make longer versions of long movies.

How do I have a dispossessed comic villain thing going on????

I think you're ok, calm down.