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dm 6/12

[coulee]

is it the kind of instrument you can learn by ear or d'you have to know how to read music n all that stuff?

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Either - there are different methods to learning it. Depends on your pitch skills too, somewhat.

Looking for a teacher?

dm 6/12

[coulee]

pitch ain't a problem. i'm used to teaching myself but never piano??

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

I'll help you but it'll cost you.

dm 6/12

[coulee]

if it's my firstborn i've got bad news for you.

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

I have very little interest in acquiring random babies, don't worry.

You can just owe me a favor, to be redeemed at a later date. Deal?

dm 6/12

[coulee]

deal but no bank heists. stealing from the rich's fine, i just know i'd cry through the whole trial n they'd send me away forever.

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Nah if you cried through the whole thing they'd give you a deal because they know you'd crack easily. ❤️

Any particular piece you have as a goal?

dm 6/12

[coulee]

i'm a bad liar!!!

uh yeah it's called "sittin on the bench and finding out how this shit works"

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Fine fine, I'll pick your first recital piece. Lessons are once a week, minimum.

dm 6/12

[coulee]

sir yes sir thank you sir

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

And you have to practice twice a week on your own. Buckle up.

First lesson is next Monday afternoon. Stretch your hands before. No yoga pants allowed. House slippers will be provided.

dm 6/12

[coulee]

i always wear my seal belt!!

can i wear my own house crocs or does it have to be your slippers

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

You can wear your abomination house crocs as long as they are truly house-only crocs. None of that outside croc business.

dm 6/12

[coulee]

sorry d'you wear your HOUSE SLIPPERS outside??????????

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Look, I don't trust people with these sorts of things.

dm 6/12

[coulee]

these babies ain't even seen the ELEVATOR.

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

You're good people. Minus the whole owning crocs thing.

dm 6/12

[coulee]

if that's the only thing i've got goin against me then i'm basically a saint??? i'll take it thanks. 🙂

dm 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Saint Rorinster of Fairfax. Have to make it sound fancy. I hate all the boring saint names like Saint Christopher; the only acceptable one is Saint Sebastian because they always draw him hot.

Anyways, what were we talking about?

Re: dm 6/12

[coulee]

me 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂