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DM 6/12

[exacutus]

How can you be a life coach when I'm going to murder you?

DM 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Who could murder someone as cute as me? ❤️ Or I'll haunt you.

DM 6/12

[exacutus]

Maybe that's the goal. You know, force you to stick around.

DM 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Awww, Mints, you got a heart in there somewhere.

DM 6/12

[exacutus]

It's like you want me to come find you and inflict grievous bodily harm.

DM 6/12

[bubble_boy]

❤️❤️❤️

Feeling less like abandoning the station now?

DM 6/12

[exacutus]

Yes. I mean, who am I to deny the people of my presence?

DM 6/12

[bubble_boy]

Good, good, glad you've come to your senses. It'd be boring around here without you.

Don't forget to tell Annie to fuck off.

DM 6/12

[exacutus]

You know, now that I've had a chance to calm down... maybe she wasn't trying to encroach on the fundraiser. But I will never forgive her for correcting me. Generations of Paynes and Songs will have beef long after we're dead, etc.

DM 6/12

[bubble_boy]

My goodness, look at you, maturing in real time.

Just look for something stupid to accuse her of, like having pink eye.

DM 6/12

[exacutus]

Be quiet. Don't make me regress in front of your eyes.

I mean. Pink eye is more common than you think.